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big titty bitch


unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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prayforprada:

i would so do this too

I LIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!


tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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crimsong19:

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!


soundlyawake:

vipcunt:

quickweaves:

missauset:

nokiabae:

MOKO  // Your Love [x]

Go off

SO SLEPT ON TBH

THIS IS SOOOOOO GOOOD

I’M WOKE


proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD



snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.





yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie


twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is








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