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big titty bitch


simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.



bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son




becausebirds:

the difference between birds and birbs

sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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trishisnotcool:

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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That’s so me




nickyechelon:

goodbye.


all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies



quotes-and-gifs:

black & white quotes/gifs here


julesername:

what kind of show is this

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont



lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree





the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.








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